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Yo Mama Jokes

Post by Seishin on Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:54 pm

The History of Yo Mama Jokes

Seishin wrote:A mother insult (also referred to as a yo mamma joke) is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of his or her mother. Used as an insult, "your mother..." preys on widespread sentiments of filial piety, making the insult particularly and globally offensive. "Your mother" can be combined with most types of insults, although suggestions of promiscuity are particularly common. Insults based on obesity, incest, age, race, poverty, poor hygiene, unattractiveness, or stupidity may also be used. Compared to other types of insults, "your mother" insults are especially likely to incite violence. Slang variants such as "yo mama", "yo momma", "yer ma", "your mum" or "your mom" are sometimes used, depending on the local dialect. Insults involving "your mother" are commonly used when playing the dozens. Additionally, this phrase is frequently used in playful banter between friends.

Although the phrase has a long history of including a description portion (such as the old, mostly harmless insult "your mother wears combat boots"), the phrase "yo mama" by itself, without any qualifiers, has become commonly used as an all-purpose insult or an expression of defiance. The insult may fall flat if it is true and should be used with caution.

My Go at a Yo Mama Joke
Seishin wrote:Yo mama so ugly hotel managers use her picture to scare away rats!

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Post by Midnight♥ on Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:57 pm

Yo mama so old I picked up a dinosaur book and she told me to put down her yearbook


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Post by Cut F. Inuzuka on Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:01 pm

yo mama so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch


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Post by Seishin on Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:03 pm

yo mama got three tounges and she talk like this like this like this
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Post by Cut F. Inuzuka on Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:43 pm

Yo mama so scary i dress up like her for hallowen


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Post by Bee on Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:08 pm

Yo momma so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

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Post by Cut F. Inuzuka on Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:18 pm

yo mama so ugly that her reflection runs from her when she looks in the mirror


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Post by Midnight♥ on Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:56 pm

yo mama's so inbred she stepped on a crack and broke her sister's back.


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Post by Russia on Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:59 pm

Your mother is so fat she gets winded walking up a few stairs and needs to sit and catch her breath for a few minutes..


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Post by UK-Ian on Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:18 am

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died


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Post by Cut F. Inuzuka on Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:08 am

yo mama so short she look up to porky the pig


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Post by UK-Ian on Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:22 am

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company


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Post by Cut F. Inuzuka on Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:47 am

yo mama wars so big bugs bunny laughed at her


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Post by UK-Ian on Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:51 am

Yo mama is so poor your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk


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Post by Russia on Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:20 am

Your mother is so fat she probably has to take insulin for she has type 2 diabeties


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Post by Cut F. Inuzuka on Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:26 am

yo mama head so big i walked up her and said " hey Arnold"


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Post by UK-Ian on Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:05 pm

Yo mama so smelly that when she spread her legs, I got seasick...


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Post by Cut F. Inuzuka on Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:25 pm

Yo mama so hairy the dog catcher came and got her


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Post by UK-Ian on Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:02 pm

Yo mama so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...


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Post by ..::red::.. on Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:50 pm

yo mama so fat it take two trains and a bus to see her good side
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Post by Shen Uchiha on Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:01 pm

Yo mama so fat she on both sides of the family
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Post by Cut F. Inuzuka on Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:02 pm

yo mama so big she can't even walk through the door way


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Post by UK-Ian on Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:35 pm

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!" xD


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Post by Bee on Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:13 pm

Yo mama is so dumb she is a living proff that human beings can live without a brain xD
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Post by Cut F. Inuzuka on Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:17 pm

Yo mama can break a mirror by smiling


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